I Don’t Understand Coffee
I don’t understand coffee. I don’t get everyone’s fascination/obsession with it. I like to have it every once in a while, but I’m not a coffee fanatic.
To tell the truth, I kinda roll my eyes whenever I come across a joke or meme about how people can’t function without their coffee or how they can’t speak to someone until they’ve had a certain amount of coffee. One of my biggest regular annoyances is when I want go somewhere to get a snack and I have to wait in a line of coffee addicts with orders that each take a while to make.
Coffee just makes me wired and paranoid for a little while and I feel like crap afterwards. Then I need to use the bathroom. It’s not worth it for me. I guess I’d rather be groggy.
So, I guess I’ll never understand the coffee obsession and I’ll continue judging people who are coffee fanatics :).