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What in the world happened? From what I have read, that is Hootie (Darius Rucker) in the new Burger King commercials. Is he that desperate for money? I have 3 Hootie and Blowfish CD’s, but I feel like I should go buy some more just to help them out.

I have to admit, though, that it is a catchy song. I can’t get the stupid thing out of my head. Too bad the Burger King in Starkville closed recently, or I might have to go get one of those sandwiches.

Everybody sing!
When my belly starts a rumblin’ and I’m jonesin’ for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts(?) they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t front you because you got the juice
Theres a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get into trouble, never need an excuse
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There is a king who wants you
To have it your way
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch